ScoMo Defends Barnaby’s Reputation With Women: ”He’s Impregnated 2 Of Them”

Prime Minister ScoMo has hit the media trail to defend his deputy (for now) Barnaby Joyce’s reputation with Women, telling all who will listen that Barnaby is great with Women, as he’s fathered 4 and impregnated 2.

”I know a lot of people are questioning how Barnaby can work with women and why we are putting him on a taskforce charged with the advancement of women,” said the PM. ”To those people I say, I reject the premise of your doubting.”

”How can Barnaby be no good with women, he’s knocked up 2 of them, that we know of.”

When asked what someone would have to do to be sacked from his cabinet, the Prime Minister said: ”I uphold the strongest set of standards with my cabinet this side of the banking industry.”

”No one in my Government has been convicted of anything, sure there have been a few allegations.”

”But let he who has not been alleged against cast the first stone.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to join my colleague Andrew Laming at his photography course. Apparently tonight we’re going to learn how to photograph fish, he’s been going on all day about gropers and snappers.”

Mark Williamson


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