Victoria Facing A Massive Outbreak Of Schadenfreude

The State of Victoria is facing a massive outbreak of schadenfreude. The outbreak occurred in the same week that the state of NSW had an explosion of Covid cases with near lockdown restrictions enforced.

”To the people of NSW I would just like to say, you’ve got this,” said Melbourne barista Nigel Manbun. ”Use your time in lockdown to try new things maybe pick up a hobby.”

”I have some sourdough starter that I can send you?”

When reached for comment on the situation that NSW is facing, the Prime Minister, Scotty from marketing said: ”How good is Gladys? The gold standard of Australian Premiers.”

”Sure the price of gold has fallen recently, but she’s still a good one.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m locked down at the Lodge at the moment and my Uber eats delivery has arrived…..can you believe that you can get Maccas all the way from Engadine on Uber. How good is that?”

Mark Williamson


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