Rinehart Calls Joyce The Best Retail Politician That Money Can Buy

Australia’s wealthiest person Gina Rinehart has described the current deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce as the best retail politician that money can buy.

”Gina is a very big fan of Barnaby Joyce,” said a source that works very closely with the Australian billionaire. ”She is often heard to say that if you have a problem go to Barnaby he’ll fix it.”

”She often picks his brain about all matters of issues from coal to water to raising a family or two.”

When asked if there was anything improper about the closeness of her relationship to Mr. Joyce, the Insider said: ”Oh Lord no. I mean I think we can all agree that they both can do better.”

”I mean Gina and Barnaby, really? I along with most of Australia shudder at the thought.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to drop this present off to Barnaby from Gina, she must have been in a hurry as she didn’t wrap it, she just left it in a paper bag.”

Mark Williamson


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