Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from Hillsong has called his old mate Tony Abbott to ask if he could get him Cardinal Pell’s Lawyer’s number to pass along to his mentor Brian Houston. ”It was a bit of a… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells Cabinet “It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It”
Australia’s PM Scotty-from-Hillsong’s marketing department has responded to accusations that he is a liar by declaring that “It is not a lie, if you believe it.” ”Scotty is convinced that he’s not a liar,” said a Government insider. ”At first,… Read More ›
ScoMo Calls Abbott To Ask Him For George Pell’s Number
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has made a call to India to ask former PM Tony Abbott if he can slip him George Pell’s number. ”The PM is always on the look out for religious figures who he feels… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Gladys To Open Everything Up As He Has Photos To Take At Bunnings
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has ordered NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian to end the lockdown so that he can get down to Bunnings and take some photos. ”The PM has been cooped up in the Lodge for… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Australia That There’s Enough Thoughts And Prayers For Everybody
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to reassure angry and anxious Australians that whilst the Nation may be short of vaccines the country is overflowing with thoughts and prayers. ”I know people are a bit frustrated… Read More ›
ScoMo Accuses The ABC Of Promoting QAnon With Their Show Q&A
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has accused the ABC of being supporters of the dangerous QAnon cult and promoting it through their show Q&A. ”The ABC likes to throw around accusations, well two can play at that… Read More ›
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