Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from Hillsong has called his old mate Tony Abbott to ask if he could get him Cardinal Pell’s Lawyer’s number to pass along to his mentor Brian Houston.
”It was a bit of a surprise to get a call from Scott, err, Scomo,” said the former minister for Women Tony Abbott. ”I won’t lie, when I saw his number come up I thought I was getting the call up to run again for Warringah.”
”But, sadly that wasn’t the case. Well, not yet at least.”
When asked for his thoughts on the PM’s performance and the upcoming election campaign, Mr Abbott said: ”Well, he’s no Me that’s for sure.”
”The Morrison Government hasn’t axed enough taxes or knighted enough Prince’s.”
”Poor Prince Andrew is forced to hide out in Windsor castle without a Knighthood. If Scott, err, ScoMo, wants to be re-elected he needs to start handing out the Knighthood’s to Princes and, err, former PM’s not named Malcolm or Kevin.”
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