Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from Hillsong has called his old mate Tony Abbott to ask if he could get him Cardinal Pell’s Lawyer’s number to pass along to his mentor Brian Houston. ”It was a bit of a… Read More ›
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Scientists Warn Kids To Scrub Their Easter Eggs Thoroughly With Soap And Water
With the impending arrival of Easter, scientists have warned children all around the world to ensure that they scrub their chocolate Easter eggs thoroughly with soap and water before they consume them. “The Easter Bunny is travelling all around the… Read More ›
Folau Launches New Go Fund Me Campaign In Order To Fund New Leviticus Back Tattoo
Millionaire property owner Israel Folau has launched a new Go Fund Me campaign calling on his friends and followers to give generously so that he can get a new full back tattoo quoting the scripture Leviticus 18-20. “God has spoken… Read More ›
Vicars Outraged At Cuts To Penalty Rates For Working Weekdays
Australia’s vicars have been stunned by the decision of the Fair Work Commission to reduce their penalty rates for working on days of the week that aren’t Sunday. “People think that all we do is stand up in front of… Read More ›
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