Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has asked his colleague little Danny Tehan to get on the blower and have a chat with the local bikie gangs about scoring up a couple of million doses of vaccine.
”In times of crisis you have to explore all options,” said the PM. ”So, I have asked little Danny Tehan to ring around and see what the bikies might be able to come up with.”
”All going well they will be able to get us enough gear to at least cover the marginal electorates.”
When reached for comment on the PM potentially reaching out to them for help, President of the Fat Rats Clacker bikie gang Axel Loudnoise said: ”I’m not gonna say nothing, but you know if people ask nicely you never know what we might be able to scrounge up.”
”But, you know this is all hypotheticals I’m just an innocent man you know, never done nothing.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to see a man about a some meth, I mean a dog, yeah a dog called meth.”
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