The Queen Urges Prince Andrew To Seriously Consider Holidaying In Paris


Following news breaking overnight that the FBI had charged Ghislaine Maxwell over child sex offences involving Geoffrey Epstein, Queen Elizabeth has urged her son, Prince Andrew to consider getting away from it all and take a holiday in Paris.

“The Queen has a real soft spot for Paris, as she sees it as a great place to let your problems disappear,” said a palace insider. ”She always said it worked wonders for Princess Di.”

“Now, if only she could get Prince Andrew over there.”

When asked why doesn’t the Queen just hand over the Prince to authorities, the palace insider said: ”The Queen does encourage the Prince to do the right thing.”

“Whether that be giving an interview whereby the Prince talks about his painful medical issues, like his inability to sweat, or going for a drive with his father in Paris.”

Mark Williamson


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