The World Association of Introverts (WAOI) have declared today via press release that they consider the Australian city of Melbourne as the World’s most live able city, following news that parts of the city has been put in to lock down.
“Melbourne has always been a much admired city for introverts,” said WAOI President Ian Shutin via text. “And when the Government announced that they would be locking down suburbs, well that just made the city the bees knees for us.”
“All we need now is for them to lock down the whole city and it would be our utopia.”
Premier Dan Andrews could not be reached for comment however Sam Newman the State’s self-professed Premier was available for comment however The (un)Australian chose to ignore him.
Mark Williamson
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