A shire man suspects that a Christmas present and card that he received today from his mum and dad’s cat may not actually have been bought, wrapped up and written by the pet. “Mittens is a pretty smart cat, like he… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Announces Bec Judd As Guest High Court Judge
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced that Melbourne based influencer Bec Judd will next year serve as a guest judge to the High Court. ”I was watching the Block this week with Jen and the Girls when I… Read More ›
Conspiracy Theorist’s Nipples Harden As Group Discussion Moves To 5G
A conspiracy theorist’s nipples have given away his excitement as a conversation he was part of began to transition to a discussion around 5G. Trent McGaw, 37, tried to hide his enthusiasm and pull his jacket over his ever expanding… Read More ›
World’s Introverts Declare Melbourne The World’s Most Live Able City
The World Association of Introverts (WAOI) have declared today via press release that they consider the Australian city of Melbourne as the World’s most live able city, following news that parts of the city has been put in to lock… Read More ›
Kelly Gang Mistaken For Baristas
Embarrassed troopers have admitted they released the notorious Ned Kelly gang from captivity after being fooled into thinking they were a group of baristas on their way to open a pop-up cafe in Glenrowan. “They all had big bushy beards… Read More ›
Nation Wakes Up Wondering WTF Will Go Wrong Today
The Nation of Australia has woken up this morning and collectively wondered what the fuck will go wrong today, as the year 2020, which has thus far delivered bushfires, floods, George Pell, plagues and a world-wide pandemic rolls on. “Oh… Read More ›
