A woman is in a critical condition in a Sydney hospital after taking an overdose of smug whilst declaring to her friends that she had completed all of her Christmas shopping several weeks before the event. “A female was admitted… Read More ›
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Most Popular Book Week Costume “The Super Competitive Mum Who Has To Be Best At Everything”
Characters from the best selling children’s book “The Super Competitive Mum Who Has To Be Best At Everything” are once again the most popular choice of costume for Book Week. “We’re expecting to see heaps of students turning up dressed… Read More ›
Candlelight Vigils To Be Held For Victims Of The Gillette Razor Campaign
Candlelight vigils will be held worldwide to help men cope with the hurt feelings that they have suffered following the release of the Gillette razor campaign that some feel was critical of all men. “We as a community need to… Read More ›
Barrel Chested Old Coot At Beach Wants You To Guess How Old He Is
That leathery old bloke in speedos who’s always strutting around at the beach wants you to take a shot at guessing how old he is. “How old do you reckon I am?” asked wrinkly beachgoer Bert Vovo as he puffed… Read More ›
Friends Amazed By Bald Guy’s Uncanny Resemblance To Other Bald Guy
Close friends of a follically challenged shire man have noted that he looks spookily like another bald guy they see around the place. “I swear Gerry and this other guy could be twins,” said Sutherland car horn detailer Ben Weatherby… Read More ›
Political Correctness Sane Again After Taking Its Meds
The Twittishpere has breathed a sigh of relief over news that Political Correctness is sane once again after taking it’s medication. “It has been a rough couple of years for Political Correctness, what with every man and his blog declaring… Read More ›
