The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has emerged from his secret lair to condemn Sudanese Tradies over the ongoing riots in Melbourne.
”It is appalling that theses people are rioting in Melbourne at the moment,” said the Dark Lord. ”I have told the Prime Minister that as Minister for Defence I am willing to march on the city.”
”However, the PM believes that we may need some of the anti-vacc vote.”
When asked why he chose to target the Sudanese when it was clear that the rioters are mostly the extreme right, the Dark Lord said: ”People of the right are entitled to express their opinions.”
”If that involves a bit of marching, then so be it. All they want is for people to let them go about living their life their way.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s been a tough day so I’m going to retreat to my lair to strangle a puppy or two to relax.”
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