Following news that food manufacturer Allen’s Lollies will be renaming their Red Skins and Chicos products, One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has demanded to know why no one is calling for the stationery product ‘White Out’ to be renamed. ”Where’s… Read More ›
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Dutton Plans To Jail All Lefties In An Attempt To Control The Right Wing Crazies
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has announced a plan to jail all Australian lefties in an attempt to protect the country from right-wing extremists. The move comes after a briefing from ASIO warning of the danger of right-wing… Read More ›
Government Hopes Newly Purchased Drone Will Breed With Old Drone
The Australian Government has announced that they have purchased a brand new billion dollar drone that they plan to put into a breeding program with their existing drone, Senator Eric Abetz. “It is an exciting day for the Government with… Read More ›
Right-Wing Columnist Andrew Bolt To Cut Off Left Arm
Conservative Herald Sun columnist Andrew Bolt has declared he will cut off his left arm, as he sees no use for the left and believes its unorthodox ways are detrimental to the nation’s interests. Mr Bolt expanded further, saying: “The… Read More ›