Government Hopes Newly Purchased Drone Will Breed With Old Drone

The Australian Government has announced that they have purchased a brand new billion dollar drone that they plan to put into a breeding program with their existing drone, Senator Eric Abetz.

“It is an exciting day for the Government with this new purchase the possibilities of what we can do with a fleet of drones is endless,” said a Government Spokesperson. “The drones will be used to protect borders, quell protests, I mean yeah borders…….gotta look after those borders.”

When asked whether a breeding program between a drone and Senator Abetz was feasible the Spokesperson replied: “It won’t be without it’s problems. We find that the Eric Abetz drone does tend to steer right all of the time.”

“If you try to steer the Abetz drone to the left it does self destruct. But we can work with this. We may bring Senator Lee Rhiannon into the program as her preference to steer left may counter Abetz’s steering to the right.”

The Government is hopeful of having it’s new fleet of drones operational in time for the next election.

Mark Williamson

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