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Eric Abetz
BREAKING: Queen’s Birthday Honours List Revealed
The (un)Australian has been leaked a copy of the Queen’s Birthday honours list that is due to be announced over the weekend. See below who will be honoured. Andrew Bolt – For services to racism. Tony Abbott – For service to… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Orders The Navy To Start Building An Ark
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has ordered the Navy to start taking flood precaution by building an ark, capable of holding two of every animal. “The bushfires this year caught my Government on the hop and I promise you… Read More ›
Awkward Moment As Former PM Tony Abbott Turns Up To ScoMo’s End Of Year Drinks Uninvited
The gossip around Canberra this morning is how former Prime Minister Tony Abbott made an uninvited appearance at current Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s end of year drinks celebration for members of the current Government. “It was very awkward having Tony… Read More ›
“We Had No Idea Homophobia Existed Till Folau Tweet” Says Oblivious Gay Community
Australia’s gay community has been gobsmacked to learn that some sectors of the rest of society don’t like them very much after reading a tweet from rugby player Israel Folau that suggests they may go to hell if they don’t… Read More ›
Eric Abetz Accuses Victorian Voters Of Bias Against The Conservative Right
Tasmanian Senator and the Morrison Government’s closest link to the Third Reich Eric Abetz has launched a scathing attack on the voters of Victoria accusing them of showing bias against the right. “What we saw on the weekend in Victoria… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 