Tasmanian Senator Eric Abetz has called on the Prime Minister to put forward a final solution to gay marriage, calling for legislation to protect those whom voted against it in the non-binding, non-compulsory postal plebiscite, should the Yes campaign succeed…. Read More ›
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Eric Abetz To Hold An Anti-18c Rally, Asks Telstra If They Still Have Phone Booths Available
Tasmanian Senator Eric Abetz has today announced plans to hold an anti-section 18c of the racial discrimination act rally and has enquired of Telstra whether or not they have any telephone booths available for hire. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator… Read More ›
Turnbull Suffers Further Blow Following News That Abetz Will Stay A Liberal
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has suffered a further blow to his leadership, following news that tasmanian senator Eric Abetz will continue on as a member of the Coalition Government. The news follows South Australian senator Cory Bernardi’s decision to… Read More ›
Eric Abetz Shocked To Learn That BBQ Conversations Don’t Revolve Around 18c
Tasmanian Senator and the Coalition’s closest living link to the Third Reich Eric Abetz, was shocked to learn over the summer that most BBQ conversations don’t revolve around repealing section 18c of the racial discrimination act. A shocked Senator… Read More ›
Turnbull Put On Notice After Looking To The Left Whilst Crossing The Road
Australia’s figurehead Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today been chastised by members of his own party after he dared look to the left whilst crossing the road. Said Herald Sun columnist Andrew Bolt: “The Prime Minister continues to show such… Read More ›
Eric Abetz Demands Bigger Celebration For People Coming Out As Bigots
Eric Abetz has spoken of the pain of spending years hiding the fact that he was a bigot from the rest of society before finally deciding to out himself. “I always knew that I was different from the other boys… Read More ›