The Australian people have let out a collective sigh of relief after news filtered through that the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was defeated in battle by the Cronulla Shark Scott Morrison. “I tell you that was a relief,” said an… Read More ›
Eric Abetz
Australian Army Name Tony Abbott 2018’s Sniper Of The Year
The Australian Army over night named former Prime Minister Tony Abbott it’s 2018 Sniper of the year, at the annual Army awards night. “We are witnessing a sniper that is truly at the top of his game,” said an Army… Read More ›
Government Hopes Newly Purchased Drone Will Breed With Old Drone
The Australian Government has announced that they have purchased a brand new billion dollar drone that they plan to put into a breeding program with their existing drone, Senator Eric Abetz. “It is an exciting day for the Government with… Read More ›
Abbott Tips Sir Prince Philip To Be Named As Australian Of The Year
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has tipped Sir Prince Philip to be named as Australian of the year when the honour is announced later in the week on Australia day eve. “I think there is no better nominee than Sir… Read More ›
Abbott claims SSM Is A New Zealand Dual citizen
On the eve of the announcement of the results of Australia’s Sam Sex Marriage plebiscite, former Prime Minister Tony Abbott stated that the concept of marriage equality should be thrown out of politics, as it is a New Zealand based,… Read More ›
Eric Abetz Calls For A Final Solution To Gay Marriage
Tasmanian Senator Eric Abetz has called on the Prime Minister to put forward a final solution to gay marriage, calling for legislation to protect those whom voted against it in the non-binding, non-compulsory postal plebiscite, should the Yes campaign succeed…. Read More ›
