The Australian people have let out a collective sigh of relief after news filtered through that the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was defeated in battle by the Cronulla Shark Scott Morrison.
“I tell you that was a relief,” said an Onlooker to the battle. “It was a close hard fought fight. Lord Dutton took out Morrison’s companion Julie Bishop early on and it looked like being over quickly but then Scott Morrison rallied back to take victory.”
“The Dark Lord Dutton kept looking around expecting his fellow Knight Tony Abbott to help him but Mr Abbott never entered onto the field of battle.”
Though defeated for the second time in battle this week the Dark Lord has not yet been eliminated. He is now expected to challenge the Knights of the High Court in a battle over his eligibility to sit in Parliament.