I must admit I was quite taken aback when those chaps at The (un)Australian contacted me about writing a guest cooking column for their fine publication. Initially I was unsure about which recipe to share and have to admit I… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull
Liberal Party Change Their Constitution To Make It Impossible To Unseat A Sitting Craig Kelly
Scott Morrison’s Liberal Government has held an emergency meeting overnight to change the constitution of the party to ensure that no sitting Craig Kelly is ever unseated in a pre-selection battle. “We’ve listened to the people and by people I… Read More ›
Craig Kelly To Switch Jobs With Wayne Bennett And Coach the Broncos
In an effort to quell the furor over the pre-selection of conservative firebrand Craig Kelly for the upcoming election, Primer Minister Scott Morrison has done a deal that will land Kelly at the Broncos and Bennett as the Liberal candidate… Read More ›
Liberal Party’s Plan To Expel Turnbull Fails After Someone Put Peter Dutton In Charge Of Organising The Numbers
The Roseville branch of the Liberal party’s plan to expel former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has failed after they left the task of organising the numbers in the hands of Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton. “You’d think we’d… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Still Way Ahead In Fair Dinkum Opinion Polls
Despite being caned in a recent Newspoll, Prime Minister Scott Morrison is claiming to hold a comfortable lead in the Fair Dinkum poll. “There are two types of opinion poll, the ones where they take a scientific approach and sample… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Hires Alf From “Home And Away” As Speechwriter
The Prime Minister has hired caravan park owner Alf Stewart as his new speech writer, replacing his current team of university educated policy wonks with their big long words that the average dad at the netball doesn’t want to hear…. Read More ›
