Benevolent Queensland Senator, Bob Katter, has launched a GoFundMe campaign to raise money in support of his upcoming battle against a Queensland crocodile. “Well after it worked for Archbishop Folau”, stated a spirited Katter, “I knew the Aussie people would… Read More ›
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Peter Dutton To Launch New Young People’s Initiative The Dutton Youth
The MInister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton has announced that he is looking at solving the youth unemployment problem with the launch of his new initiative, the Dutton youth. Speaking to The (un)Australian the Dark Lord explained the thinking behind… Read More ›
AFP Raids Matthias Cormann’s Office In Search For Dodgy Calculator
The Australian Federal Police has raided Minister for Finance Matthias Cormann’s parliamentary office in what insiders are claiming is a search to locate the dodgy calculator that the Senator used to calculate the numbers for the Minister for the Dark… Read More ›
Cock And Balls Given Own Box On Ballot Sheet
The Australian Electoral Commission has confirmed that busy voters wishing to draw a picture of a cock and balls on their ballot paper will be given an option of ticking a box next to a pre drawn cock and balls…. Read More ›
Cooking With Malcolm: This Week Smashed Potato
I must admit I was quite taken aback when those chaps at The (un)Australian contacted me about writing a guest cooking column for their fine publication. Initially I was unsure about which recipe to share and have to admit I… Read More ›
Liberal Party Change Their Constitution To Make It Impossible To Unseat A Sitting Craig Kelly
Scott Morrison’s Liberal Government has held an emergency meeting overnight to change the constitution of the party to ensure that no sitting Craig Kelly is ever unseated in a pre-selection battle. “We’ve listened to the people and by people I… Read More ›