Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been asked to leave his local club after a dispute over a game of Keno, with the Minister claiming he had the winning numbers despite his form saying otherwise.
“It was a really awkward situation the game hadn’t even started before Peter was running around saying I’ve won, I’ve won, I have the numbers,” said a Patron at the club. “He kept it up as all the numbers were drawn and every time they told him to sit down he insisted they talk to his friend Matthias who could back him up.”
“After about 3 games of this security finally marched him and his mate out of the building.”
When reached for comment Minister Dutton said of the Keno altercation: “Ah look, I maintain that I did have the numbers and though I did not win the prize I think Australia is better off for my actions.”
“Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go and arrange for Border Force to pay that club’s security staff a visit.”