Australian Prime Minister for this week Scott Morrison has unofficially launched his parties upcoming election campaign. Promising a country built around au pairs, polo and tax cuts for big business.
“I promise that any Government I lead will always be there for the little person,” said the Prime Minister. “Whether it be a struggling polo player from Argentina, a battling au pair from Burgundy or a banker who may have a made a mistake or two but just wants to have a go.”
When asked how all this would help those struggling with the day to day costs of living Mr Morrison replied: “Who doesn’t enjoy going to a polo match?”
“I’m sure most workers would sleep better at night knowing that their bosses children are being looked after by the best french au pairs that money can buy.”
Opposition leader Bill Shorten could not be reached for comment as he was too busy laughing.