The (un)Australian has been leaked a copy of the Queen’s Birthday honours list that is due to be announced over the weekend. See below who will be honoured.
Andrew Bolt – For services to racism.
Tony Abbott – For service to the onion and satire industries.
All 3 of Sky News Australia’s viewers
Bill Shorten – For his ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Prince Andrew – For his work in child protection awareness.
Alan Jones – For his service to Women.
The Nation’s Karens – For their efforts to keep middle management employed.
The cleaning crew from McDonald’s Engadine
Eric Abetz – For his loyalty to the Kaiser.
Miranda Devine – For improving Australia by moving overseas to New York.
Peter Dutton – In exchange for the release of the awards committee’s children.
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