Special envoy for the drought Barnaby Joyce has reached out to beleaguered NSW Greens MP Jeremy Buckingham offering to take him under his wing in a kind of mentor type role. “Too often in parliament we are not there for… Read More ›
Lee Rhiannon
Government Hopes Newly Purchased Drone Will Breed With Old Drone
The Australian Government has announced that they have purchased a brand new billion dollar drone that they plan to put into a breeding program with their existing drone, Senator Eric Abetz. “It is an exciting day for the Government with… Read More ›
Greens To Hold Nationwide Drum Circle To Analyse Election Failings
Greens leader Richard Di Natale has announced that the party will hold a nationwide drum circle to look at and analyse their recent election failings. “We’ve put it off for too long it’s time we all get together with our… Read More ›
Greens Karaoke Night Ends In A Fight Over Lee Rhiannon’s Song Choice
The Australian Greens are today in damage control after an end of Parliament karaoke night celebration ended up as a massive brawl in the Canberra suburb of Manuka. A source close to the party explained to The (un)Australian that the… Read More ›
Greens Blame Eurovision Failure On Turn Back The Boats Policy
New Greens leader Richard di Natale is facing scandal after Greens Senator Lee Rhiannon linked Australia’s failure to snare the Eurovision title to the governments controversial “turn back the boats” policy. In a short interview on Sky News, Senator Rhiannon… Read More ›
Not Him, The Other One: Greens Elect New Leader
The Australian Greens have decided on a replacement following Christine Milne’s shock resignation this morning after three years in the top job. Both Adam Bandt and Richard Di Natale put their hats into the ring but like most people, The… Read More ›