The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has emerged from his secret lair to condemn Sudanese Tradies over the ongoing riots in Melbourne. ”It is appalling that theses people are rioting in Melbourne at the moment,” said the Dark Lord. ”I have… Read More ›
CFMEU
Coles Workers To Lose Weekend Penalty Pizza Toppings
The Fair Work Commission has reduced the amount of toppings that Coles workers get on the pizzas they receive for doing unpaid work on Sundays. “You used to get a full super supreme pizza for doing unpaid Sunday work but… Read More ›
John Howard Heckled At CFMEU Open Mic Comedy Night
Former Prime Minister John Howard is recovering today after being heckled at a CFMEU open mic comedy night. The incident occurred when Mr Howard popped in to try out some new material. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Howard’s wife Janet… Read More ›
Labor To Replace Ministers With Unpaid Interns In Budget Savings Measure
The Australian Labor Party has announced that, as part of its plan to bring the budget back into surplus should they win government, it will replace all government ministers with unpaid interns. The move follows Shadow Assistant Treasurer Andrew Leigh’s successful trial… Read More ›
Building Worker Looked At Boss In Funny Way, Royal Commission Finds
Building worker Frankie Jameson looked at his boss in a “a quite unsettling fashion”, according to the interim report of the Royal Commission into Trade Union Governance and Corruption released in December. In one of many damning findings of thuggery… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 