The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has emerged from his secret lair to condemn Sudanese Tradies over the ongoing riots in Melbourne. ”It is appalling that theses people are rioting in Melbourne at the moment,” said the Dark Lord. ”I have… Read More ›
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Dutton Jealous That Trump Gets To Call In The National Guard On Protestors
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been seen sulking around Canberra telling anyone who’ll listen about how envious he is of American President Donald Trump being able to call in the national guard or protestors. ”Peter is… Read More ›
Riots Feared As Sales Of Chips And Lollies Banned In Prison Tuck Shops
Chips and lollies will remain banned from prison tuck shops in a move designed to encourage healthier eating habits among some of the state’s most notorious criminals. “Our prisoners are among the most obese in the world and need to… Read More ›
State Funeral Announced For Baltimore’s Broken Windows
Amid unprecedented scenes of national mourning, United States authorities have announced a state funeral for all the glass windows smashed in the outbreak of violence in the Maryland city of Baltimore since Monday night. What began as a standard, run-of-the-mill cycle of police killing a… Read More ›
‘How Can I Explain Ferguson To My Son?’
Tony Willis tries to remain stone-faced, but his voice possesses a slight quiver when he talks. A resident of Kirkwood, Missouri, about 18 miles (29 kilometers) out of Ferguson, the events of the past couple of days have clearly had… Read More ›
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