Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been seen sulking around Canberra telling anyone who’ll listen about how envious he is of American President Donald Trump being able to call in the national guard or protestors.
”Peter is very envious of Donald Trump being able to call in the National guard,” said an acquaintance. ”He longs for the good old days when you could take a protester back to the cells and give them a good working over with a telephone book.”
”Heck, you want to see Peter Dutton smile hand him a phone book and a handcuffed suspect.”
When reached for comment on the protests in America the Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton said: ”I think people know I have the utmost respect and admiration for President Trump.”
”In fact I did call the President to offer Mine and Border Force’s services in helping stop the protesters.”
”It has been awhile since I’ve been on the tools so to speak, but I’m sure that like riding a bike how to work over a suspect will come back to me.”
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