The Morrison Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded Queensland Premier Anastacia Palacaszcuk open up the State’s borders to South East Asia so that Queenslanders can get back to their normal everyday lives.
“This Premier is on a power trip, how dare she not allow ordinary everyday Australians to head off to Manila for a bit of a holiday,” said the Member for Dawson. “It’s been a long couple of months for most of us, what with having to stay home and not being able to go out for as much as a drink or a live sex show.”
“I implore you now Premier, open the State up, think of the children.”
When asked why he was so keen for Queenslanders to get out of the State and over to the Philippines, the Member for Dawson said: “The Philippine economy has really been hit for six.”
“Some of the girls I know have gone months without a pay check and they are very keen to get back earning.”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to meet with Barnaby Joyce to see if we can arrange for the Manilla girls table tennis troupe to tour regional Australia later in the year.”
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