Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has moved to assure the Nation that he won’t open everything up until Jen and the Girls are fully vaccinated. ”I know a lot of Australians are concerned that at the moment the Girls… Read More ›
Hawaii
Nation Agrees To All Chip In And Buy The PM A One Way ”Holiday” To Hawaii
Australians have united and all agreed to chip in and buy the current PM, Scotty-from-Marketing a one way ”Holiday” to Hawaii, – the feeling being that the country tends to run better when the PM is overseas. “Yeah, I think… Read More ›
ScoMo Says No Need To Open Up The Borders As He’s Already Been To Hawaii
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has stated that there is no need to open up Australia’s borders as he and the family have already visited Hawaii. ”We will eventually open up the borders again,” said the PM…. Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Stunned To Learn That Gladys Has Gone On Holiday Without An Official Photographer
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has remarked to colleagues that he’s stunned that NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has gone on holiday and done so without an official photographer. ”The PM was baffled when he heard the news that Gladys… Read More ›
ScoMo Calls Trump To Offer Assistance Like A Holiday To Port Douglas To Help Fight California Bushfires
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called US President Donald Trump to offer the country assistance like a holiday to Port Douglas to help fight the raging California bushfires. ”I know myself that last summer whilst Australia burned my… Read More ›
The Start Of Bushfire Season Prompts ScoMo To Push For International Borders To Open
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called upon his international colleagues to start thinking about opening up their borders to tourists. The call comes after the Prime Minister discovered that bush fires had already been reported in Australia. ”It’s… Read More ›
