Former PM (yep, he was) Scott Morrison, has put out the feelers to the Richmond football club to see if they have any interest in having him replace Damian Hardwick as Coach.
”I do love my Sharkies, up, up Cronulla and all that but, you know, I can wear many hats,” said the former PM. ”I’m sure I can pick up the rules to the AFL pretty quick, and you know, I think I can make a good fist of coaching via zoom, from Hawaii.”
”Heck, me being in Hawaii might motivate the team to keep winning or else, I’ll come back.”
When asked why he was so focused on getting another job rather than the one he was elected to, the former PM said: ”Look, I’m always keen to get in and have a go you know.”
”Besides, Dutts told me if I don’t get out soon then he was going to send Jen and the girls to Manus Island and make me turn up to work 5 days a week.”
”The man is a monster!”
”Anyway, gotta head off, I have an interview with KFC Engadine, Maccas put in a good word for me.”
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