Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has been announced as the face of the Government’s new vaccination campaign: “Just A Prick!” ”There were many contenders in Cabinet to be the face of the campaign,” said a Government Insider. ”I… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has sent his buddy little Danny Tehan down to the shops to pick up some milk and 25 million doses of vaccine – the good type, not the clotty type. ”I have full faith… Read More ›
NSW Premier Gladys ‘Shredder’ Berejiklian has told the people of NSW that if they wish to be vaccinated against the corona virus then they’d best make sure they live in a Liberal voting electorate. ”I won’t apologise for the fact… Read More ›
The federal government has made its next move towards securing a workable Covid-19 vaccine for distribution in Australia, committing to test any prospective vaccines on News Corporation columnists before moving on to human trials. “Well, we wanted to exhaust all… Read More ›
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