ScoMo Sends Little Danny Tehan Down To The Shops For Some Milk And Vaccines

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has sent his buddy little Danny Tehan down to the shops to pick up some milk and 25 million doses of vaccine – the good type, not the clotty type.

”I have full faith in little Danny Tehan,” said the PM. ”I’ve given him a crisp $20 note to grab the milk and vaccines, and I expect him to come back with change.”

When asked why he was sending Tehan rather than just go himself, the PM said: ”Well, I can’t leave Andrew Laming here unsupervised now can I? So naturally, somebody else has to get the milk and vaccines.”

”You think I can send Barnaby Joyce out for them? He’d probably blow the cash on nudey magazines and magic beans!”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to message little Danny Tehan and ask him to pop in to Engadine Maccas on his way to the shops, to clean up a little spill.”

Mark Williamson


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