Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has sent his buddy little Danny Tehan down to the shops to pick up some milk and 25 million doses of vaccine – the good type, not the clotty type.
”I have full faith in little Danny Tehan,” said the PM. ”I’ve given him a crisp $20 note to grab the milk and vaccines, and I expect him to come back with change.”
When asked why he was sending Tehan rather than just go himself, the PM said: ”Well, I can’t leave Andrew Laming here unsupervised now can I? So naturally, somebody else has to get the milk and vaccines.”
”You think I can send Barnaby Joyce out for them? He’d probably blow the cash on nudey magazines and magic beans!”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to message little Danny Tehan and ask him to pop in to Engadine Maccas on his way to the shops, to clean up a little spill.”
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