NSW Premier and Australia’s ruby standard when it comes to handling the Covid crisis Gladys Berejiklian has demanded that problem gamblers be prioritised for vaccination ASAP.
”We need to get the State up and running and to do that we need people in RSL’s gambling,” said the Premier. ”I mean, do you think toll roads pay for themselves?”
”Come on NSW, get the jab and get gambling.”
When asked why the State seemingly had an obsession with gambling revenue, the Premier said: ”It’s not an obsession I can quit anytime I want.”
”It’s just that gambling revenue, when it’s up let’s me buy nice shiny things that I can eventually sell off to the private sector.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to head off to the vaccination centre at Homebush to drive the freshly vaccinated to Rooty Hill RSL.”
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