Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has offered to help kickstart Australia’s struggling vaccination program by donating his prick.
”I am if anything a man of the people, so ladies of Australia line up to get my prick,” said the Member for New England. ”If we all do our part we can get out of this mess together.”
”Of course for those interested in my prick I do remind you, please, no uggos.”
When asked why the Government had failed so badly in rolling out the vaccines, the Member for New England said: ”Well, I think the Government is lacking something on the front bench.”
”They need a straight shooter, a ladies man so to speak, basically they need me.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to make sure the interns skirt lengths are all below the knees.”
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