Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to reassure locked down Victorians not to worry about Jen and himself, as they have both been vaccinated.
”I know a lot of Melburnians are concerned that old mate ScoMo might get the virus due to their latest outbreak,” said the PM. ”But rest assured, Jen and I are all vacc’d up and it won’t be too long before the girls get their doses as well.”
”Oh, my Mum has also had a jab of the good stuff.”
When asked why he and his family had seemingly been bumped up the list at the expense of elderly Australians and front line workers, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”When I got my vaccine there was no line. I simply rocked up got my jab took a few thousand pics for the old Facebook page and was on my way.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to help vaccinate some front line workers doing God’s work at Engadine Maccas.”
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