Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called into the Coalition’s favourite radio propaganda channel 2GB to bemoan the Government’s job summits refusal to consider slavery as a viable option. ”Is Mr Albanese serious about jobs or what? Asked… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells Victorians Not To Worry As He And Jen Have Had Their Vaccinations
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to reassure locked down Victorians not to worry about Jen and himself, as they have both been vaccinated. ”I know a lot of Melburnians are concerned that old mate ScoMo… Read More ›
Dutton Bans Milk Arrowroot Biscuits Due To Their Sexually Suggestive Name And Shape
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has again acted to protect the sanctity of morning tea by banning the humble milk arrowroot biscuit due to it’s sexually suggestive name and shape. ”I want the men working under my command… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Denies That He’s Ever Been To Queensland
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told reporters that he has never been to Queensland and hopes to one day travel to the State when asked for comment on the LNP’s loss at this weekend’s QLD election. ”I congratulate… Read More ›
Alan Jones Calls For Women To Have To Run Their Tweets By A Man Prior To Sending
Australia’s chief employer of defamation lawyers, Alan Jones has called for laws to be changed so that women are made to run their tweets past a male for approval, prior to posting them. “Women are emotional creatures, and they need… Read More ›
Bushfire Victims Set Up Go Fund Me Page To Send ScoMo Back To Hawaii
Victims of Australia’s horrific bushfires have banded together to set up a Go Fund Me page in order to raise funds to send Prime Minister Scott Morrison back to Hawaii for an indefinite holiday. “He’s really no use to us… Read More ›