Conservative commentator Andrew Bolt has declared war on Women and plans to launch International Men’s Month. “It is time society took stock and said a collective thank you to all Men for what we have done thus far,” editorialised Mr… Read More ›
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United Nations Declares Mark Latham’s Robocalls Cruel And Inhumane Punishment
The United Nation has today declared that Mark Latham’s robocall to all voters in the seat of Longman on behalf of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party is cruel and inhumane punishment. “We condemn Australia for subjecting it’s citizens to this… Read More ›
Salmonella Germs Horrified At Thought Of Touching Andrew Bolt
Billions of salmonella germs have waged protests in petri dishes across the country after learning that the plastic bag ban may lead them to make contact with the skin of opinion writer Andrew Bolt. “‘Most of us are decent, hard… Read More ›
Shorten Sends Abbott A Thank You Bouquet Of Onions For Taking The Heat Off Of Him
Opposition leader (for now) Bill Shorten has sent former Prime Minister Tony Abbott a thank you bouquet of onions after the former Prime Minister took off some of the heat on Shorten by attacking the current Prime Minister over the… Read More ›
Sky News Apologises To Its Viewer Over Leyonhjelm’s Remarks
Sky News has issued an apology to its viewer over disparaging remarks made by Senator Leyonhjelm on its Outsiders program concerning fellow Senator Sarah Hanson Young. “Senator Leyonhjelm’s remarks where out of line. I tell you he entered into Mark… Read More ›
Bert Newton And Barry Hall Sack David Leyonhjelm As Speech Writer
Following a disastrous Logies speech and equally dismal radio performance Australian TV legend Bert Newton and Footballer Barry Hall have announced that they’ve sacked their speech writer Liberal Democrat Senator David Leyonhjelm. “David came highly recommended to me by Mark… Read More ›
