Sky News has issued an apology to its viewer over disparaging remarks made by Senator Leyonhjelm on its Outsiders program concerning fellow Senator Sarah Hanson Young. “Senator Leyonhjelm’s remarks where out of line. I tell you he entered into Mark… Read More ›
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Bert Newton And Barry Hall Sack David Leyonhjelm As Speech Writer
Following a disastrous Logies speech and equally dismal radio performance Australian TV legend Bert Newton and Footballer Barry Hall have announced that they’ve sacked their speech writer Liberal Democrat Senator David Leyonhjelm. “David came highly recommended to me by Mark… Read More ›
Political Correctness Sane Again After Taking Its Meds
The Twittishpere has breathed a sigh of relief over news that Political Correctness is sane once again after taking it’s medication. “It has been a rough couple of years for Political Correctness, what with every man and his blog declaring… Read More ›
Hanson Banned From Parliamentary Sandpit For Not Playing Well With Others
Pauline Hanson has been banned from the Parliamentary sandpit after not playing well with her friends and colleagues. “We had to take action today as Pauline was bullying the other people in the sandpit and not sharing her toys with… Read More ›
Peta Credlin Diagnosed As Suffering Delusions Of Relevance
Sky News host Peta Credlin has been diagnosed as suffering from ‘delusions of relevance’ following her appearance on The Bolt Report where she claimed to have spoken to the Minister for the Environment and Energy Josh Frydenburg over his criticisms of… Read More ›
“Women Picturing Ross Cameron Naked” Responsible For Declining Birth Rates
A study has linked Australia’s declining birth rate with an increase in women getting an image of Ross Cameron in their head during sex, totally killing the mood. “We showed women photographs of various objects including Ross Cameron and then… Read More ›