Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has spent the morning updating his LinkedIn profile page to change his current job title from ‘Interim’ to ‘Caretaker’ Prime Minister.
“This nation rewards those who have a go and by keeping my LinkedIn details up to date I am definitely putting in and having a go, you know,” said ‘Caretaker’ Prime Minister Scott Morrison. “Hopefully after May 18th should I lose the election to Bill Shorten and the leadership to Tony Abbott, someone may see my profile and think this bloke’s alright let’s chuck him on a board or make him an Ambassador.”
“Not that I don’t think we will win, but it always pays to have a back up plan. Especially when you work with people like Peter Dutton.”
When asked why the Australian people should give his Government another go, the ‘Caretaker’ Prime Minister said: “I think the answer is obvious. Bill Shorten. I mean come on. ScoMo with the cool hats or Bill Shorten. ScoMo with the hotted up Rav 4 or Bill Shorten and his Tesla.”
“The Australian people always get things right on election day. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to see a man about a job.”
Mark Williamson
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