Boxer and self-appointed vaccination expert Anthony Mundine’s publicist has sent disgraced Rugby Union player Israel Folau and Wikileaks founder Julian Assange thank you cards.
“From the bottom of my heart I just want to say a sincere thank you to Israel and Julian for making my job a little easier by taking the spotlight away from Anthony,” said Mr Mundine’s Publicist. “I’m used to Anthony sorry The Man, saying stupid stuff.”
“But he usually does it when he has a fight to promote. This time he’s just done it cause he’s either bored or worse, thinks he has a fight on the horizon.”
When asked whether Mundine actually believes what he says about vaccinating children the Publicist replied: “Oh no, he’s spent his entire life being punched in the head. No one would or should seriously put their children’s health and safety in the hands of Anthony.”
“Don’t worry we will distract Anthony with something shiny like a mirror and you won’t here from him for awhile until he has something to promote like a fight or that he’s turned Paleo.”
Mark Williamson
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