Faced with the possibility that the streets will still be bare of people in September, Australia’s magpies have reluctantly pushed back the swooping season to December. “What’s the point of swooping season if there’s no-one to swoop down on but… Read More ›
G’day Australia it’s old mate ScoMo here, writing to you from lockdown in Kirribilli. After a busy weekend of taking photos and cooking curries with Jen and the Girls I had a bit of time to get around to knocking… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to reassure locked down Victorians not to worry about Jen and himself, as they have both been vaccinated. ”I know a lot of Melburnians are concerned that old mate ScoMo… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has reached out to avid blogger Andrew Bolt to tell him that he’s not racist but, he feels that we need less people from India in the country. The move came after Bolt took… Read More ›
As I sit here in isolation at the Lodge with only my 16 personal photographers and 40 strong team of media advisors to keep me company, I have a lot of time to ponder what I want to achieve as… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has arrived home from Japan to tell all his mates and colleagues about all the weird things that he saw over there, including a vending machine that dispenses worn women’s underwear. “I must say… Read More ›
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