Scotty From Marketing Calls Up Porter To Tell Him About A Vending Machine He Saw In Japan

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has arrived home from Japan to tell all his mates and colleagues about all the weird things that he saw over there, including a vending machine that dispenses worn women’s underwear.

“I must say it was a very productive and at times eye opening trip to Japan,” said Prime Minister Scotty. “I thought all the different types of Kit Kats that I saw over there would be the weirdest thing I encountered.”

“Then I saw the vending machine. Boy, I tell you if I had have brought Barnaby or Christian Porter along I would have had to make sure that I was stocked up with plenty of cash.”

When asked what other achievements or deals he managed to secure on his trip, the PM said: “As I said the trip was very productive. I got to sample many different types of Kit Kats as well as a pineapple flavoured Fanta. What will they think of next.”

“I also managed to visit a local McDonalds store and let me tell you, thankfully it was no Engadine.”

“Now, if you’ll excuse me I’m off to a photo shoot with Jen and the girls, so I can be pictured with them welcoming me back.”

Mark Williamson

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