NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all citizens to offer their local property developer a wristy, to say thank you for all they’ve done for the State.
”Being a property developer is hard work or so my friend Daryl has told me,” said Premier Berejiklian. ”So, to the people of NSW I call on you to do the right thing and spit in to your hand and offer a developer a wristy.”
”It’s the bare minimum we can do for these modern day heroes.”
When asked why the people of NSW should go out of their way to help developers, the Premier said: ”Developers do so much for this State and all they get in return is profits and lawsuits for defective work.”
”If I could I’d take away the option to sue a developer but alas I can’t do that. So, instead I call upon the people of NSW to get their wrists working.”
”Let’s get it done NSW, make sure that today’s story has a happy ending.”
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