ScoMo Tells Bolt I’m Not Racist But…….

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has reached out to avid blogger Andrew Bolt to tell him that he’s not racist but, he feels that we need less people from India in the country.

The move came after Bolt took to his niche news show The Bolt Report to condemn the PM for his move to ban anyone from India from arriving in Australia.

”The PM is a big fan of little old Andy Bolt and is devastated to learn that the blogger is upset with him,” said a Government Insider. “Especially as Bolt’s show can sometimes have upwards of 10 people watching it.”

“If those 10 friends tell their 10 friends and so on and so on, well the message can really get out there.

When asked why the PM couldn’t just bring home the Australian’s stranded in India, the Spokesperson said: ”If Scotty were here he’d reject the premise of your question, as this is a State issue.”

”Where’s Dan Andrews right about now?”

”Old mate Dan is sitting at home sulking about his bad back, whilst our dear leader Scotty is on the front foot in his hi-vis having his picture taken.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to a photo shoot at Engadine Maccas, apparently they’re laying some cable.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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