Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has denied claims that he and his Government were racist towards Indian people by telling everyone how much he loves to cook up a curry and some ScoMosas.
”It’s easy these days to throw around accusations towards a person when they take a particularly harsh approach to a certain group of people,” said the PM. ”But those that know me know that I love nothing more than to knock up a curry for Jen, the Girls and a camera crew at any chance I can get.”
”Would a racist cook the food of those people he’s accused of being racist towards?”
When asked why the Government had seemingly put harsher restrictions on India than any other country, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”I love my Indian friends and once this is all over, they will be welcome to travel here and have their photo taken me with me, ScoMo.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, all this took of curry has got the old stomach rumbling I must be off to Engadine Maccas.”
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