Tuesday’s Federal Budget is tipped to reveal a $1.2 billion dollar increase in spending for the PM’s official photo budget, with $500 million of that to go towards purchasing new hi-vis for Mr. Morrison. ”This is a budget that will… Read More ›
Scotty from Hillsong
ScoMo Denies Being Racist As He Loves To Cook Up A Curry
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has denied claims that he and his Government were racist towards Indian people by telling everyone how much he loves to cook up a curry and some ScoMosas. ”It’s easy these days to throw… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Those Wishing To Get Vaccinated To Learn To Throw A Javelin
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has told all Australians that wish to be vaccinated to learn to throw a javelin and try and qualify for the Olympics in order to get a jab. ”Look, it’s simple – if you… Read More ›
ScoMo Secures 20 Million Gideon’s Bibles To Supplement Slow Vaccine Rollout
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has moved to reassure the nation that he has managed to secure a steady supply of Gideon’s bibles to keep the population occupied until the vaccine arrives. ”Rest assured Australia, your old mate ScoMo… Read More ›
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