Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has moved to reassure the nation that he has managed to secure a steady supply of Gideon’s bibles to keep the population occupied until the vaccine arrives.
”Rest assured Australia, your old mate ScoMo has been on the blower and secured us a steady supply of bibles,” said the Prime Minister. ”Let’s be honest – a bible will help you more in the long run than a vaccine will!”
”You don’t get blood clots from the bible, now do you?”
When asked why his Government was not doing more to secure vaccines, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”We are at the front of the queue when it comes to vaccines. Sure, it’s not the right queue but, none the less, we are at the front of it.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Engadine Maccas to lay some hands and cable in the dining room.”
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