Budget tipped to include $1.2 Billion Increase To PM’s Promo Photo Spending

Tuesday’s Federal Budget is tipped to reveal a $1.2 billion dollar increase in spending for the PM’s official photo budget, with $500 million of that to go towards purchasing new hi-vis for Mr. Morrison.

”This is a budget that will get Australia and the PM working,” said the Treasurer Josh Frydenburg. ”By the time of the next election our leader Scott….err ScoMo will have had his picture taken in every plane, train and truck in the country.”

When asked why the Government feels that having the PM pictured in hi-vis at various work sites was necessary for the countrys economic recovery, the Treasurer said: ”Australians want to have confidence in their leader.”

”Whether it’s in a truck or a plane, a smiling Scott…err ScoMo is what this country needs.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to join the PM for a photo shoot at Engadine Maccas. It must have something to do with cleaners wages’, as he asked me to bring a mop, bucket and a pair of pants.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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