Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has pledged to get his hands dirty and dig into the Government’s $5 billion disaster relief fund to help fix his broken public image. ”It hasn’t been an easy couple of years for… Read More ›
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Queensland Warned Of Approaching Plague Of Politicians
The State of Queensland has been put on high alert today of an approaching plague of politicians seen gathering near the State’s newly opened borders. ”We ask all members of the public to go about their normal everyday lives but… Read More ›
Budget tipped to include $1.2 Billion Increase To PM’s Promo Photo Spending
Tuesday’s Federal Budget is tipped to reveal a $1.2 billion dollar increase in spending for the PM’s official photo budget, with $500 million of that to go towards purchasing new hi-vis for Mr. Morrison. ”This is a budget that will… Read More ›
Turf War Breaks Out Between Orange And Yellow Hi-vis Wearers
Police have appealed for calm after the tense stand off between workers who wear hi-vis work gear escalated last night following the drive by shooting of an orange hi-vis wearing Irish traffic controller by a gang of yellow hi-vis wearing… Read More ›
Factory Workers Of Australia Report Prime Minister Missing To Police
The Australian Association of Factory Workers have today gone to the police to report the Prime Minister of Australia missing as no one has seen him visit a factory, farm or processing plant in over a month. A similar report… Read More ›
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