ScoMo Offers To Sit Down With Indian Australians And Smoke The Old Peace Pipe

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has reached out to Australia’s Indian community and offered to sit down with their Chiefs and smoke the old peace pipe.

”I know there is a lot of angst out there over my Government’s decision to close the borders,” said the PM. ”So, let’s not do anything crazy I don’t want to hear of any scalping or anything like that.”

”To the Indian Chiefs I say come on down to the lodge in Canberra and let’s light up the old peace pipe.”

When asked why he kept referring to American Indians rather than people from India, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”Do you honestly think I don’t know where Indians come from?”

”Look at my baseball cap, it’s got the Cleveland Indians on it.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Engadine Maccas where they know me better as Big Chief Squatting In The Dining Room.”

Mark Williamson


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