Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has commanded his forces to gather on the NSW/Victorian border in preparation of invading the State and over throwing the Dan Andrews regime.
”The time has come for Australians to stand up to the tyrannical Andrews regime,” said the Dark Lord. ”For too long now his reign of terror has been allowed.”
”If anyone is going to reign terror over Victoria that should be me.”
When asked why he felt the Federal Government should take over the running of a State, the Dark Lord said: ”How dare you question my right to reign over this great land.”
”Australians need a leader they can fear and revere and I am that man.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and inspect the blue prints of a guillotine I’m having built. Viva le Duttolution!”
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